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Joke of the Day

"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"

"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."

"I can't hold my liquor. So I put it in my stomach."

"What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor"

"Removing her clothes"

"At trial, a Volkswagen engineer is called to the stand to explain why they participated in the 'clean diesel' debacle. He claims he is not guilty. He said he was just following...odors."

"Being autistic is a bit like being a photon... Getting from here to someplace else is instantaneous, but what happens in between is incomprehensible. (source: am autistic)"

"Hilary Clinton will make the best president She will save us 25% in salary right from the start."

"People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better."

"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra."