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Joke of the Day

"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"Two mice chewing on a film roll One of them goes, ""I think the book was better"""

"Our Father, who art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name But Imma call you ""Hal"" for short, 'k, Chief?"

"I think Mayweather misread the boxing guidebook You're suppose to hug your girlfriend and beat the enemy fighter."

"Whenever I have doubts as to my race, I just scrunch up a piece of paper & shoot at a waste basket... Anyway, today! I am definitely white."

"Went to the store without my iPhone. Felt like I traveled back in time. Saw a dinosaur. Realized I actually traveled back in time."

"What did the elephant say to the naked man ""How do you breath through that thing?!"""

"Chuck Norris farted once. He did it in the Sahara forest."