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Joke of the Day
"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""
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"When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"What game do French schoolchildren like to play? Simon 16"
"I'm at my most ""floor manager"" when I'm falling down drunk."
"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"
"listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?"
"I think my calculator is broken... The only numbers that seem to work are 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. It's very odd."
"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"
"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"