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Joke of the Day

"It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says ""I'm in this now."""

"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."

"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"

"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."

"When I got my first pube, I left it under the pillow for the Pube Fairy. He came. All over my pillow."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill areas....sorry I had to share this cheesy joke I just overheard my coworker tell."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"

"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."

"My girlfriend is a special snowflake She's cold and flaky."

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."