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Joke of the Day

"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."

"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."

"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."

"Bummed cuz parents wont send their kids to my resort that teaches how to pay attention. I thought ""Concentration Camp"" would be a gold mine."

"How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before? Oh, they'll tell you."

"Why did the punk-rocker cross the road? He had a chicken stapled to his face."

"Gordon Ramsay screamed at me that I didn't know the first thing about seasoning But I took it with a pinch of sugar"

"Am I the only person who's glad the Olympics are finally over with?"

"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."