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Joke of the Day
"The George W. Bush Library just opened... It uses the Doofas Decimal System."
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"""I prefer their older stuff"" -Archaeologists"
"Jews where do you send a jew with ADD...... wait for it... A concentration camp"
"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."
"*opens briefcase and presentation about 9/11 conspiracies falls out* But that means [cut to my son giving presentation about cool dinosaurs]"
"A boy came home with a C+ in music. He said with great vigor, ""I got an A-"""
"Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!"
"Yo momma Is so ugly, she has masturbate with a bag over her head."
"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."
"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"