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Joke of the Day
"I want to get a pet deer, cover it in pickles, and name her Dildo"
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"What did the vegan give the homeless guy? A lecture."
"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups? a segreGATOR"
"I had an appointment to get my gender reassignment surgery... ...but the doctor left me hangin'"
"First woman on the Moon: ""Houston, we have a problem."" What? ""Never mind"" What's the problem? ""Nothing"" Please tell us? ""You know what the problem is."""
"I lost my job at the suicide hotline. Apparently reverse psychology isn't very well accepted."
"What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock."
"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"
"""Chewing"" and ""eating"" are very similar things. But ""getting chewed out"" and ""getting eaten out"" are very different."