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Joke of the Day

"What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?! Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad."

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"My Uncle Benny Always used to Say, ""If you like a girl you should buy her a Toothbrush..."" ""Because then every time she puts it in her mouth, she'll think of you."""

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalatapus"

"Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*"

"Only God can judge me. *gets hit by lightning*"

"I'm sorry baby, but me & you are not going to work out. We are going to watch tv."

"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."

"I'm so terrible at Chess. The only way I'll ever get to say ""Checkmate"" is if I eat at a restaurant in Australia."

"The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me."