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Joke of the Day

"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."

"vote up if when you switch on light in a dack room and it shines, where does the dackness go to?"

"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."

"I was in Brazil last night, and 3 women approached me and wanted to have sex. It was like winning the lottery. 6 matching balls."

"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."

"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."

"When someone you don't like is eating them, chips sound like 1000 asteroids smashing into the polar ice caps."

"This joke is an oxymoron it's unfunny."

"People say I'm a people person It's like a dog person, but with a lot more chains in my basement."

"Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!"