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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that each person creates 10 tons of CO2 a year, and said I should be taking steps to bring that number down so I shot a guy."

"What do you call a radio host with a broken leg? Maggie *Limpton* ~~Most people probably won't get this, but eh.~~"

"My wife said to me, ""Would you rather have sex with Angelina Jolie or Mila Kunis?"" I said, ""Yes."""

"A blind man walked past the fish store. He said ""Hi, girls."""

"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."

"Two fish in a tank.. The one fish looks at the other and says ''How do you drive this thing?''"

"I didn't know too many Jewish people growing up. I realize now that where I'm from they are in the menorah-ty"

"COP: Know why I stopped you? ""Drag racing?"" COP: Nope. ""Speeding?"" COP: Definitely not. ""Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"" COP: That's the one."

"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."

"Anal Lube? More like Anal *Noob*"