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Joke of the Day
"What should you call a polite friendly kind good looking monster? A failure."
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"It's the eye of the tiger. It's the spleen of a sheep."
"Once you go black... ..you become a single mother. ^^^sorry"
"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."
"Shoes from a drug dealer I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Why do pretty faces happen to bad people?"
"If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth."
"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"