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Joke of the Day

"Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back? Because they will be at your funeral in spirit"

"You'd think 'The Terminator' would know what to do in the event of some lady having a child that threatens your way of life."

"What happened when Apple added the new touchbar? They're taking away functions, and there's no escape."

"Why do Muslims hate Reddit? Haram be everywhere"

"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"

"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."

"What happened when the wheel was invented? It caused a revolution."

"Mexican Olympic Team Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics? Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US."

"What kind of country do we live in when an artist like Sia won't take advantage of the freedom to change her last name to Lateralligator?"

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"