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Joke of the Day
"I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit."
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"What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)"
"What do you call a Jew who gets beat by women? Bernie Sanders."
"what does a 9 volt battery and your girlfriend's arsehole have in common? Even though you know you shouldn't you give them both a lick"
"You must be the square root of -1 Because you can't be real."
"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."
"When my goldfish starts acting like a jerk I remind him that his bowl is microwave-safe"
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."
"I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler... But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact."