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Joke of the Day

"During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds."

"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"

"And on the eighth day, God let the dogs out. And there was much confusion among the Baha Men."

"A man died while masturbating The doctors said he died from a stroke."

"What is small, crying and cannot get under the table? A child with pitchfork in his back"

"I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks."

"I hope my childhood BFF forgot that silly pact we made at five to kill each other if we hadn't become ponies by 2015. She was really dark."

"IKEA made headlines today... ...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases"

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."