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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
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"We're like lazy revolutionaries who act only by posting lame comments on a public forum."
"What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city? A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)"
"What was Albert Einsteins DJ name? MC Squared"
"God said, ""Peter, come forth..."" But he came fifth and got a toaster instead."
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because it was out standing in its field."
"Why is ink an unwise investment? Because it's a dyeing industry. - This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!"
"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"
"What is the center of a gay apple's life? Decor."