39962
Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"
Next Joke
"What happens when an egg laughs? He cracks up"
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"A man goes to see his doctor... A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says ""I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating."" The man says ""What! why?"" The doctor says ""So I can examine you"""
"Leaving someone a voice mail is the new Myspace message."
"A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish."
"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"
"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"