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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT?! Follow-up questions! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? OH HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF"

"Whats grosser then gross? Shoving 12 oysters up your grandmothers vagina and sucking out 13."

"In the United States the colors red white and blue represent freedom. Unless they see it in their rear view mirror."

"The next time you are in a group and everyone is on their phones except you, go ahead and treat yourself to a fart. You earned it!"

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted."

"Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention ""amnesia pills"" but did anyway? ""No"" excellent."

"Why is it so hard to contact comedians? Because their marketing is a joke."

"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."

"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"