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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review."

"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"

"Jesus take the wheel...let the clutch out easy [car dies] Wow, water to wine but no manual transmission Jesus: Don't test my mercy"

"What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes"

"What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs? I can't remember."

"Not now, inspirational quotes on my cough drop wrapper."

"A guy goes to his doctor, and the doctor tells him, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" And the guy's like, ""Wait, why?"" The doctor reploes, ""So I can examine you."""

"If Crunch Berries aren't considered fresh fruit I don't think this diet is going to work out."

"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"

"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."