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Joke of the Day
"What's Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's still fucking Frozen!!!"
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"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"
"Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco? Their balls will show."
"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."
"So a girl stopped to tell me that I'm full of myself I'm pretty sure she was just jealous that she wasn't full of my..self"
"""Awwww, that is so sweet! I think you're outstanding too!"" me, to the collection agency"
"I've never actually been caught smoking weed. But I'm pretty sure my parents know sober people don't give goodnight handshakes."
"Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."
"If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them."
"Enterprise What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both keep Klingons off Uranus."