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Joke of the Day

"When it comes to sex, when is a man the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During. Because your plugged into a ""know it all."""

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."

"Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game? It's Hylian-ticipated"

"What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night? Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog."

"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."

"Jesus' favorite pick up line ""Hey girl. I'm the son of God back from the dead and trust me, I put the erection in resurrection."""

"What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common? They are both over the counter strike"

"Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't."

"What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman? The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample."

"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."