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Joke of the Day
"I can really only think of one thing worse than genocide. Jews."
Next Joke
"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
"I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack I'm being charged with battery"
"I read the following headline in the paper today: ""Woman Beats Off Attacker"""
"Why are men better cooks? They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months"
"I can either be on time or wearing pants. Pick one."
"I meet James Bond at my university. After some greetings, I ask him: ""Whats your GPA?"" James answers: ""4 2.4."""
"A blind man walked into a bar... And a table, and a chair"
"DAD: I want a steak. HER: Eat this chicken instead. It's healthy. DAD: No it isn't. It's dead."
"How is being a middle manager like being stuck in a tree full of monkeys? Whenever you look down, all you see is grinning faces. Whenever you look up, all you see is assholes."