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Joke of the Day

"Interesting Factoid: Facebook causes you to overestimate how happy your friends are, and therefore might make you more depressed!"

"What do music producers eat for breakfast? Fruity Loops"

"What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them? Races 'em."

"Whoever named the ewe really didn't like female sheep"

"'What just cracked?' A guide to aging."

"Today sucks but I really shouldn't complain. I've got it good compared to...well, dead people."

"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"

"4 out of 5 dentists agree my cousin Sheila is remarkably ugly."

"What do anal sex and eating your vegetables have in common? (NSFW) They're both things that if you're not forced to do them as a child, you likely won't enjoy as an adult."

"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"