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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? ""DAM!"""
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"There's a new TV drama coming out starring Saddam Hussein it's going to be called ""Soap on a Rope"""
"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."
"What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion I cried when I cut up the onion"
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
"Black Fridays Matter? All Fridays Matter."
"What's the best part of a pregnancy joke? The delivery."
"What's a wombat for? For playing wom"
"Sometimes I get jealous of the lingo black people use that I can't use. Then I remember as a white person I have things I can say that they can't like. ""Hey dad."" Or ""Thanks for the warning officer"""