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Joke of the Day
"Where do we keep our thoughts detained? In brain cells!"
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"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"
"Who steals all the soap in the bathroom? The robber ducky"
"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."
"My Thai girlfriend is so generous She gave me a pearl necklace."
"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"I don't want to play a band instrument at school because I only get F minor"
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"GUY: I wish girls liked comics. GIRL: I love comics. GUY: Oh really? Then what's the Hulk's favorite flavor ice cream?"
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""