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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters? Because he hates capitalism."
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"I have an eating disorder; I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets."
"Two fish are in a tank One of them says: so you know how to drive this thing?"
"Hey girl is your dad in jail... ...Because if I was your dad, I would be"
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick? Fucks Funny"
"I'd like my headstone engraved in Burger King font."
"Why do the undead read cringe stories? Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE."
"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"
"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"