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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting? He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ..."

"Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane."

"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."

"[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next..."

"I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it."

"I work in the entertainment industry, so the only way I could lie more is if I worked in politics."

"TIL King George III had a strong distaste for The Colonies In fact he found them revolting."

"Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together."

"If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore..."

"I've watched three episodes of ""I Shouldn't Be Alive"" tonight, adding ""outdoor enthusiast and survival expert"" to my online dating profile."