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Joke of the Day
"Two Drums and a Cymbal fall off a ledge... ba-dum chsh!"
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"Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird... She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn't a stick of pee"
"Your momma is so fat..... she ate all of reddits servers."
"Why did the drill sergeant get a dishonorable discharge? He couldn't keep his hands off his privates"
"LPT: Never take advice from people on Reddit. Not even this."
"What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen? I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired."
"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."
"What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho? I'm Nacho Daddy."
"I apologized to the librarian if I appeared desperate, after all... I asked her to check me out..."
"The definition of spin"