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Joke of the Day

"That touchdown dance is exactly the same as mine when I wake up in a guy's apartment and his furnished apartment has a nice view."

"It's a shame Pacquiao is opposed to gay marriage. If they were married Mayweather would have boxed more aggressively."

"Funny Comeback Dad: you better pass your exam or else forget me as your father! son: ..... son: sure, whatever dad. FIVE HOURS LATER Dad: so how was your exam? Son: who the hell are you?"

"My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn't even come close to my 5 year old's reaction when I told him that there's no school today."

"Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."

"snickers where r mah snickers"

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"The Inventor of Stereo steps back to admire his work and says ""Let's see how this pans out."""

"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"