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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."

"What did God say when he made the first black man Shit i burnt this one"

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!"

"[First day as a private investigator] *Forgets to turn off camera shutter sound *Gets murdered"

"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."

"""A bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says ""That'll be 80p [ATP]!"""

"What does Elvis say when he gets an infection that standard antibiotics can't treat? MRSA!"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder."

"Checking my phone one more time before I go to sleep because apparently 533 times wasn't enough today."