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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sarcastic mountain chain? The Kappalachians."
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"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."
"Haha my cousin's safeword is ""chalice."" (We don't have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)"
"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"
"Where do lightbulbs die? Offswitch."
"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"I have seen my first naked lady Sorry, I meant... I have seen my First Lady naked."
"In Canada, every board game is called ""Sorry!"""
"What's the difference between Obama and god? God doesn't think he's Obama."
"You're like a brand new pencil pointless"