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Joke of the Day
"I told my sister a joke about the belts. I didn't know if it would hold up"
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"Its been so long since I've had sex, my next time can't possibly be bad. For my partner, however, its guaranteed."
"If you see an Apple store getting robbed.... Does that make you an iWitness?"
"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"
"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"
"My 61-year-old stepmom loves your product, Mark Zuckerberg."
"What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president? Pardon me."
"""Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking,"" I suggested to my wife. ""You seamstressed."""
"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"