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Joke of the Day

"How many Trump protestors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Trump protestors won't change anything."

"There are three types of people in this world... Those that can count, and those that can't."

"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."

"What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"

"What type of gun do time travelers use? A Clock-18"

"Interviewer: says here you're a sniper Me [opening gun case]: affirmative Interviewer: is that a Supersoaker with a Pringles can taped to it"

"What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away."

"How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight? Delighted."

"My wife's sexual fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. I think she misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman."