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Joke of the Day

"I met a ninja and asked if he could throw those pointy stars that ninjas have. He said, ""shuriken."""

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."

"Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?"

"Don't forget to pay your taxes this year so the Government can give it to people that don't work as hard as you."

"Did you hear the CEO of Twitter got in trouble for buying shares of rival companies? I guess it was a conflict of Pinterest."

"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."

"A train station is where a train stops... A train station is where a train stops, a bus station is where a bus stops, now you know why they call it a work station"

"What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !"

"Doctor Doctor I've a split personality Well you'd better both sit down then!"

"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""