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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Satanist dancer? A ba'al-erina."
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"Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*"
"DAD: Your mother and I love you very much, and I'm not sure how to tell you this, but... you're adopted. DOG: OMG THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE"
"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."
"Have you been to Iran? I don't think you should go, I don't think they like joggers."
"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."
"Does anyone know how much water I'm supposed to add to this baby powder to make an infant?"
"I started a website for female drivers... but the damn thing kept crashing =D."
"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"
"TIFU by burning my post oops, retoast"