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Joke of the Day

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"My pastor asked me how I view lesbian relations. Apparently ""In HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."

"ME: Lord, what have I done to deserve this GOD: *unfurls a scroll that keeps going for miles* Well"

"I missed my cake day yesterday. Here's a joke. My life."

"I keep getting a message that ""Twitter is having issues""nnGood job guys...we drove twitter crazy!"

"You're so ugly that when they went looking for flight MH370 black box they found your vagina"

"What is the volume of pizza? Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius^2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza."

"Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?. Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac."

"Only people who've walked into a sliding glass door can laugh when a bird crashes into a window. Everyone else who does it is a racist."