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Joke of the Day
"Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle."
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"Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle? Because He-Man has the power."
"Day 2 of being Kidnapped. Kidnappers have now committed suicide."
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"What do you call an obnoxious potato? A dictator."
"giving birth and cutting of your fingers are alike alot it hurts like hell and you wont really look the same afterwards. the only difference is that stupid people have to stop after 10 fingers"
"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."
"""i'm really more of a dog person."" -- werewolf"
"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"
"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"