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Joke of the Day
"There are two fish in a tank, one says to the other ""do you know how to drive this thing"""
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"Which American state is not great, but not bad either? OK."
"Doctor Doctor! I'm turning invisible! Yes.. I can see your not all there.."
"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."
"Girl, are you a useless, obscure and unimportant punctuation mark? Because I want to interro-bang you"
"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."
"What happens when you force two mirrors to confront each other A bit of self reflection. Baziiing"
"Why was the Winemaker arrested Because he was a serial grapist!"
"What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans? Denim Denim Denim"
"What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know? Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes."