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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?"
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"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."
"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."
"What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !"
"What is worst then a repost???"
"Saw a unicorn using a phone booth and all I can think is, who is she calling?"
"I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran."
"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."
"And I thought I hated Mondays.... But Robin Williams really! Hated Mondays"
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."