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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline."
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"Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam? His professor said he should study hard."
"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"Fun Fact- Dogs make different noises according to where they are on Earth. For example, a dog in Korea makes a sizzling noise."
"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."
"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."
"There have been reports of very heavy shelling...... At the peanut factory."
"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"
"A Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Confused, the bartender asks, ""Where did you get that??"" The parrot replied, ""Oh him? New York."""
"Two condoms walk past a gay bar One says to the other ""what do you say we go in there and get shit-faced?"""