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Joke of the Day
"I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any"
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"What did 0 say to 8? Nice Belt."
"I don't think it's very professional for my psychologist to say ""holy shit!"" twice during my hour."
"This may be a bit messed up. If you eat one thing a lot, people tend to joke that you'll ""become it"". I used to eat vegetables. Guess what I became."
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."
"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"
"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"
"I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce."
"I like my women like I like my moose Big, brown, and horny"