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Joke of the Day

"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"

"I haven't been this confused about what's going on since The Cranberries yodeled that one song about zombies."

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."

"The color black is out drinking with his friends. Black says to the bartender, ""Hey, something isn't right. Where is all the color white?"" Bartender says, ""dude, this is a gray bar."

"My stepdaughter said the Justin Bieber movie is rated R because people will faint when they see him. I stabbed her with my car keys."

"What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%? Rich AND famous, apparently"