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Joke of the Day
"What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report? She grated it."
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"What do you call it when you use your debit card to pay to have sex with a MtF illegal immigrant Paperless trans action"
"Scientists have found out what a woman wants. But she had already changed her mind."
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant."
"Nietzsche's girlfriend said ""honey, what's wrong?"" He replied ""nothing."""
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
"How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh? Ten tickles"
"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."