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Joke of the Day
"If you show me an Italian assembly line... I'll show you a well oiled machine."
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"These new drone regulations... I had to register my two sticks of butter with the FAA. It was so much trouble just to see my butter fly."
"Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice? It didn't like being double crossed."
"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."
"If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses."
"Well, look on the bright side... At least they won't be talking about that gorilla anymore."
"What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10? The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror"
"Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor."