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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."
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"My Thai girlfriend says small penis is not a problem... ..but I still think she should not have it."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"
"My ex-girlfriend was a magician... She made all of my money disappear..."
"Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? There are no experienced ones"
"So my new Quantum Computer finally arrived today... ...inside the box, all I found was a dead cat :("
"Q: What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over? A: A dirty double crosser."
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"I entered a contest to win a set of really nice vegetable knives ...but no dice."