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Joke of the Day
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
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"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."
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"HOROSCOPE: You'll read a horoscope today. ME: Whoa, it's like they know me."
"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."
"Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS."
"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"