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Joke of the Day
"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"
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"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"
"GF: I'm sick of communicating via walkie talkies. I think we should breakup ME: we should breakup what? OVER GF: its over ME: its what? OVER"
"What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your truck back, you get your house back, you get your girl back, and you get your dog back."
"""It's not you, it's me."" - Humidity, to Heat"
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."
"Why are all lesbians ill? They lack vitamin D"
"Spoiler Alert: Ladies ,if your guy friend gets you a teddy bear it has a Camera in it."
"Is Vanilla Ice's son named Vanilla Extract? Cuz he should be."