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"What do you call a masculine Arab? Protein Sheikh"
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"What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common? Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen."
"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"
"if you give everyone easier access to guns then nobody will shoot anyone else because everyone has the guns and nobody will use them ever"
"What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys? A Neckromancer"
"I'm training to be a sniper in the Communist Revolutionary Forces... ... I'll be the designated Marxman!"
"New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep... Meat and wool. (Exchange for Welshmen if need be)"
"Why did no one trust the dermatologist? He kept making rash decisions."
"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."
"Every woman is wrong until she starts crying... Then she's right."