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"Who handles font related crimes? A sans sheriff!"
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"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"
"Today I sent out a text saying, ""Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"" 12 people called me...I need damn smarter friends."
"What is the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes"
"My Asian roommate says I have schizophrenia. Jokes on him, I don't have a roommate."
"Whoever stole my copy of Office 365, I will find you You have my Word."
"A pop up blocker for coworkers who send you an email and immediately show up at your desk to ask if you got their email."
"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?"