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Joke of the Day
"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."
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"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."
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"What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"
"Furniture stores keep the guy who voices their commercials in a windowless room full of cocaine."
"I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality... ...but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."
"What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door? Let my peephole grow!"