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Joke of the Day
"Who do you get if you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with Michael Jackson? Michael Wasanigger"
Next Joke
"Finish this sentence: I like my coffee like I like my _____. I like my coffee like I like my coffee: recursive."
"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."
"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."
"Three stages of life. * Birth * What the hell is going on?!? * Death"
"I like the way your medication thinks."
"My son donates his hair to charity & people are all, ""Sweet."" I donate the people in my basement's & people are all, ""We have a warrant!"""
"You know your old when you come close to shaving your nipple off while trying to shave your legs!"
"A guy walked into a bar... Ouch"