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Joke of the Day

"Trying to screw with my friend by making him into a meme Please Share this. https://imgflip.com/i/p7bm5"

"What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer? ""You really crack me up dude!"" The drug dealer responds with: ""How much?"""

"When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, ""Not again."""

"I get in this weird mood where I don't want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood Awake'"

"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How'd you get their teeny legs apart?"

"I found Alan Rickman in the grocery store yesterday... Jk"

"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant Me: You gotta be joking! Her: No, I'm serious! Me: Hi, Serious! I'm dad."

"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"

"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""

"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"