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Joke of the Day

"The day my wife found out she was pregnant, everything changed... My name, my phone number, my address, and my country of residence."

"Yo mama's soo ugly.. One Direction went the other way."

"(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip."

"A gay joke Being gay is hard ass fuck"

"I plan to swim all the way to Paris my friends think I'm In-Seine."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Avalanche Barbie ...buried in 16 feet of snow"

"An elder man is annoyingly telling a chef how to BBQ. Then the chef says ""you want us to switch positions? You come cook and I go and fuck off"""

"The deadliest Knock Knock joke... [PERSON 1] Knock knock [PERSON 2] Who's there? [PERSON 1] You know... [PERSON 2] You know who [PERSON 2] AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"

"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... They both look great until they hit the ice."