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Joke of the Day
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
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"Two Irishmen are looking for a job. They come across a sign, that reads, ""Tree Fellers"". Pat and Murphy look at each other and exclaim, ""If only Seamus was here, we would've had the job!"""
"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""
"The shortest distance between two points is always closed due to some bullshit construction that should've been finished a year ago."
"What's the difference between a box of dead babys and a Lamborghini The Lamborghini isn't in my garage covered in a tarp"
"My Obgyn suggested I cut carbs to maintain a healthier pregnancy weight. Frankly, I'd rather cut the Obgyn."
"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"
"A man with a gun shot his keyboard it typed POW"
"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"
"The worst part about being homeschooled is getting bullied."